When It Rains, It Fucking Pours Umbrella

Tired of all the bullshit raining down on you? Express yourself with this fucking fabulous umbrella. You will definitely stand out in a crowd!

Umbrella Features:

-42" arc

-Automatic Opening

-Folds to 15" long

-Windproof Frame Construction

-Sturdy Metal Shaft

-Rubberized Sure Grip Handle